“Um, hi Internet. It’s been a while…”

January 22, 2009

In fairness, I’ve not been away as long as I have in the past. But this absence is inexcusable.
Actually, I have a reason, but I might not disclose it at the minute. Probably will in the future, because it’s ok to do it here. Reasons why:
1) Because very few, if any, read this.
2) Because I can.

I was going to leave it there, but have decided to add a third point:
3) Because I am going to try and document my life as much as humanly possible, and if it’s not done before long, it might all slip away from my brain like a bubbling stream of lava.
That might be a bit painful though.

To prove I am in fact still active, following this mini hiatus, I am going to supply a blog I did way back in the day. Enjoy.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

‘housekeeping’ blog
Current mood:your mother!

recently i’ve really bought into the whole youtube phonomena. probably not a wise idea so close to exams, but if i fail, i’ll just become a gypsy, travelling the country begging tourists to buy my pottery. besides, it’s not like i even make videos, spending countless hours recording, editing, integrating sound effects and whatever else is involved. i’ve never made a proper video, so you can forgive my ignorance. i’ve seen some videos, and most are really popular, so it’s not like i’m the only one watching them, but they just really .. not ‘inspire’ because that’s a retarded word, but motivate me to connect with people more. it’s on totally unrelated to anything videos too. just that that person’s sheer creativity can affect so many people worldwide. it makes me think, how am i actually presenting myself? because i know most people reckon i’m a mardy cow, or that i’m mentally unhinged. and i am. but only teeny tiny bits of me are. i’m not being all preachy, and saying i’m the fucking best person in the world, and bla bla bla i’m so worth getting to know! fuck off. but i’m not about to be all self-deprecating, and say i’m not worth your time. however, i can actually piss about, yeh? bin olympics is the highlight of my wednesday morning. and i proper love my friends. more than that though, i respect them to fuck. yes, everyone says they have the best friends in the world, bbfl and all that, and yeh it’s logical to like the people you spend most time with. tit. fact is, i don’t say it enough, if at all. i come across better on the internet, so i reckon, plausibly, this is my only outlet. each one of you, even if we don’t talk any more, affected me in some way. and even if it was to make me realise how much of a wanker people can be (whey!) it’s probably better in the long run, so aye, cheers for that.
this blog has no direction. i’ll probably delete it in the morning, and repost the relevant points. of which there are none.
if i’m harsh to anyone, sorry in advance. also sometimes i get too distracted to answer comments or messages for months on end. i promise, i will get back to you. there’s stuff happening at the minute (oh no, not another emo! close the browser, close the browser!) that’s going to mean i can’t be at the pc constantly. oh but believe me, i’ll try my hardest.
there were actually some issues i wanted to cover in this, believe it or not. and irrelevant as to whether anyone reads this, or gets this far (i hate long blogs myself, but i can talk about shit for hours.), i’m not bothered. this is more for me really, than anything else. but now i’ve decided that you’re just people on the internet, and possibly a paedophile, so i’m going to stop now.
i miss gin.
in short: however i act, and whatever i say, ignore it. don’t take me at face value, because you’ll probably think i’m a complete tosser. and i know shit all about anything. but i’m still smarter than andrew. remember that.
and if you read this in an australian accent, it sounds so much better (H)

If you take away nothing else from this, just realise that using correct capitalisation is your friend. Clearly this had slipped the mind of 16 year old me.
Providing this is a success (read: if I feel like it), I might post some other old blogs. However, I don’t think I’ve changed at any point in my life, so it might just be like me typing now.



One Response to ““Um, hi Internet. It’s been a while…””

  1. Andrew said

    Why would I want to read old blog posts here when I could read them on myspace in their original context? Also, I can’t imagine you being smarter than anyone named Andrew at any point in your life. And you’re definitely a tosser. It is kind of amazingly similar to how you type now, in terms of tone and stuff, but with more slang/vulgarities. And what do you mean “if any?” I live for this blog. I was just thinking last night, “I could go for a laubrau.” “Live” might be a bit strong. I read it. Moar!

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